2017 Firepunk Anteater Racing Team Biographies! (mostly non-fiction)

joefarmer said:
I like the calendar idea. There's 11 trucks in the team and the calendar year has 11 months so we're golden... wait. LOL
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I thought you amish types did everything half again more than us english...shouldn't there be 18 months in your 1 year calendar?

Chris
 
Thanks for the laugh this morning joefarmer. I'm not much of an automatic fan, but, am almost willing to buy an anteater just to be part of the crowd. lol
 
MBusse said:
I like to visualize Brandon in a sumbraro narrating these very well written biographies.
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Two sombreros were worn during the writing session. Banean, bored on 3rd shift, and I, thesaurus in hand, had good 'ol time writing these.

wideopen said:
While cooking me Street Tacos! :rockwoot:
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Gladly!

Signature600 said:
I thought you amish types did everything half again more than us english...shouldn't there be 18 months in your 1 year calendar?

Chris
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Nah. We just work when everyone else is wasting time sleepin'.
 
crzycowboy said:
Genius!

Much like Joe's story telling.

[Grabs bag of beef jerky, and a cold beer, waiting for exciting conclusion]
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Unfortunately, the photographer (Amy Gilbert) had family matters to address so the pics from TS to complete the bio's will be delayed until they are back.
 
Day 7, Anteater Racing Team Bio #7. Banean 'Gingerous Maximus' Woosley. Hailing from parts unknown to mankind and avoiding direct sunlight, one can only marvel in the greatness that surrounds this drag racer of international fame. Overshadowing his Mexican Wrestling League wins is Banean's 10-second Dodge Ram nicknamed the White Buffalo.
While it's not clear if the buffalo is in reference to the red-hot performance or the cool black-on-white appearance, one thing is certain; Banean's Common Rail Cummins and the Anteater controller are a match made in heaven. "Running an Anteater means I have one less thing to worry about when racing, so I can focus on driving" our fiery diesel friend proclaims.

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Day 8. Anteater Racing Team Bio #8. Isaac 'Bleucheese' Blaess. Once a 6' 3" midget with the Android-Chinese circus, Isaac Bleucheese found the light in the early 21st century. Famed for his attention to Picasso-esque body panel coloring, Monsieur Fromage Bleu can be found racing his 1997 Dodge Ram on the Outlaw Diesel circuit with style. "The Anteater controller eases my race day and my trips to the local wine and cheese distribution center." The cheeseman has arrived! Party time!

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Day 9. Anteater Racing Team Bio #9. RJ 'Reggie Jamal' Yoder. Thoroughly enjoying van rides for candy and heavily involved in the underground transmission scene, Reggie is knight in gold-plated armor everywhere he goes. Similarly, like amber waves of grain, Reggie's 2006 Dodge Ram is powered by hopes, dreams and diesel fuel. Needing an accomplice for his late night refrigerator raids, Reggie turned to the Anteater team. Pillow in hand, Reggie proclaimed "I sleep well knowing my Anteater will shift on time, every time."

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