New Kid on the block

Usual truck and tractor pull, mud slings, drag racing, and coon huntin.
Fears tell me son you ever looked at the barrel end of a loaded shotgun while your younger brother holdin it.
Wanna be remember for the crazy kid who loved fast diesels, outlaw women, and illegal alcohol.

That sounds wayyyy to similar to the luke kaufman song "the toast"

Also, the real question here is not about tacos or boats, but do you have more carnal knowledge of the cock to threaten my very existence as "the resident coxpert" as my title suggests?

http://www.lukekaufman.com/

Click on Music - song is the toast with JB - I envision something similar to this.
 
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Someone in the recent past all made a ubiquitous statement similar to yours from Talledega nights.

""I'm my own publicist. I'm an F-18 of publicity awesomeness. I'll drop publicitous ordinance all over your stupid faces because I'm a winner. Unlike Thomas Jefferson."

That interview was soo completely awesome!
 
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