Top 10 Signs of Being Depolyed Too Long

160. you go home on leave wake up at 06 look at your clock and yell f@&# cause you think your late for quarters
161. if you want to know whos on the chit list you go to the smoke deck right after khaki call ends
162. the ship store runs out of food and suddenly the galley line takes 30 minutes to get through and your left with 5 minutes left to eat
163. you think berthing wrestling is a national past time
164. you hit port go out on liberty and l feel like a jacka$$ because you went through a door and thought you had to step over a knife edge or you at least looked for one
165. you try and dog the hatch of the door you just stepped through
 
166. your piss tube fills up
167. You pray to be on the convoy to the base and stay long enough to eat.
168. You eat so much chow hall food your miserable.
169. To have internet, you buy a system from the Haji's (really)
170. Your "base" is a house that is taken over with a berm around it.
171. You have EOD team attached to you because of all the caches.
172. Its been a year since you have been home on leave.
173. You can sleep at any time in a matter of seconds.
 
174: everyone talks **** to everyone bc it feels right.
175: the gym consist of tires, ammo cans and .50 cal barrels
176: smokings get you in shape and are looked forward to.
177: taking cover is a time of the past.
178: you walk through the airport on RnR and you smell every perfume in a 50ft. radius
 
sorry....this is the funniest to me so far...

"#50 hunting is no longer any fun cause the deer dont shoot back"


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Tan70 said:
178: you walk through the airport on RnR and you smell every perfume in a 50ft. radius
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181: You walk through the AF DFAC on the way to R&R and get busted for hitting on some AF captain. And Major, and full bird, 'cause its the first woman you've seen in 9 months...
 
183: You dont even care that you over heard the civilian crew of the Omni air flight to take you home talking about how they arent sure if the cargo door will stay closed because of how over loaded we are!
 
184: You stand so much watch that you go to the local coffee shop in Kabul and on the way out, boom, run right into and spill the coffee onto General Mcchrystal; who then laughs and buys you another. (my wife did this in 09)
 
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