WYODodge
Politically Un-Correct
10. You wake up at 22:00 and think it's morning.
9. Your brain tells you that [camel] steak in the chow hall you have been eating is now USDA PRIME Black Angus.
8. The Binary System for judging the ladies (or gents in reversed roles for those ladies) is your prime form of sidewalk entertainment.
7. Chow hall food is now, and has always been Mom's home cookin'
6. 12 shower stalls... 11 other extremely hairy dudes in various stages of clothing to the left and right of you seems normal.
5. Zulu is the only time you know how to count on.
4. You have beaten and mastered every X-Box, P.S. 2 & 3 game known to man.
3. HALO 3... Mission Complete!
2. You look to your wrist to see what Zulu time it is... you register 15:00 in your brain... only you lost your watch five months ago.
1. You're in the shower all soaped up, enjoying a good scrub trying to remove the desert dirt from places you didn't know you had.................................................................. And the F'n PA System Siren sounds off tellin' you to take cover..................... You continue showering while the first-timer newbies go streakin [nothin' but towels and flip-flops] for the bunker. :what: :banned: :bang :doh::doh::doh:
9. Your brain tells you that [camel] steak in the chow hall you have been eating is now USDA PRIME Black Angus.
8. The Binary System for judging the ladies (or gents in reversed roles for those ladies) is your prime form of sidewalk entertainment.
7. Chow hall food is now, and has always been Mom's home cookin'
6. 12 shower stalls... 11 other extremely hairy dudes in various stages of clothing to the left and right of you seems normal.
5. Zulu is the only time you know how to count on.
4. You have beaten and mastered every X-Box, P.S. 2 & 3 game known to man.
3. HALO 3... Mission Complete!
2. You look to your wrist to see what Zulu time it is... you register 15:00 in your brain... only you lost your watch five months ago.
1. You're in the shower all soaped up, enjoying a good scrub trying to remove the desert dirt from places you didn't know you had.................................................................. And the F'n PA System Siren sounds off tellin' you to take cover..................... You continue showering while the first-timer newbies go streakin [nothin' but towels and flip-flops] for the bunker. :what: :banned: :bang :doh::doh::doh: