jponder
RESIDENT MAD SCIENTIST
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When i was a kid i was confused by all this stuff. I want to tell yall a story bear with me, it might get long
When i was a kid I started loosing my teeth and my parents would tell me look you put this tooth under your pillow and the tooth fairy will bring you a dollar. Well I wanted a dollar but i didnt like the Idea that there is this fairy in my room, i told them look why cant i put the tooth outside and the fairy will get it and leave me a dollar outside. they said oh no he comes in your room and puts it under your pillow. i did not like it, i checked all the windows in the house, and i made sure all doors where locked. i thought there is no way in hell this fairy can get in here, But sure enough next morning I had a dollar under my pillow. i scratched my head and wondered how in the hell did this fairy get in my room
I BELIEVED IT! WHY? because people I trusted told me it was so.
then they told me this rabbit was going to hop in my room and leave me an Easter Basket. Well i made sure all the windows were locked, I checked the doors before i went to sleep and they were all locked. i thought there is no way in hell a Rabbit can get in this house, Next morning I got this basket, and i am like dam how in the hell did this rabbit get in my room
I BELIEVED IT! WHY? because people I trusted told me it was so.
Look these people were lying to me because I opened my moms trunk up one day and saw the easter baskets so I knew these dam adults are lying to me, there aint a dam tooth fairy and there aint an easter bunny.
Then they told me there was this guy that lived at the north pole who wore this red outfit and he had reindeer that could fly. He brought me presents I asked my parents how the hell is this guy getting in the house, He comes down the Chimney, we aint got a chimney i say, well he comes through the walls like the tooth fairy, and the easter bunny. I was confused by it. it didnt make sense to me. All these dam things coming through the walls, My room was like the interstate with all these magical beings. i didnt like it. Why dont they leave the stuff outside and i will get it when i wake up. i thought that I needed some kind of Force field like in Star trek where all these beings
couldnt get in the house
I BELIEVED IT! WHY? because people I trusted told me it was so.
Okay so you probably can see where this is headed, one day i realized there wasnt a santa Clause and one day i stared at the stars and thought let me see if i got this right, there is this god that flys in a chariot and can snap his fingers and make stars, make planets. i thought BS there aint nothing out there like that. So that is the order of me loosing my childhood dreams
Tooth fairy: Not real
Easter Bunny: Not real
Santa Clause: Not real
God: Not real
Have any of yall thought this way?
Now look before yall rip me, when i was young the two ladies that taught me at first baptist kindergarten came to my house and said do you believe in God, i said yes, Do You believe that Jesus is the son of God, I said Yes, i told them look i believe in god, jesus and Santa Clause but i do not believe in the easter Bunny or the tooth fairy. They said fine we understand. I was still hanging on to god, jesus and santa Clause. They made me repent and accept jesus and i was baptized a couple of days later. They were Evonne Vinings and MRS Houeye
Now my question is, My name went in the Book of life that day, i wasnt faking nothing I truly believed then, So thats means when i stand at judgement day and they open the book of life i am in it right? What i do after that dont matter right?
I sincerely dont believe in god. i just cant see it man. i am glad that I covered my ass and was baptized though because you never know. I will never talk about this with my kids or grandkids, because i want them to believe. Hell i am going to lie to my grandkids about the tooth fairy and easter bunny and all that garbage
When i was a kid I started loosing my teeth and my parents would tell me look you put this tooth under your pillow and the tooth fairy will bring you a dollar. Well I wanted a dollar but i didnt like the Idea that there is this fairy in my room, i told them look why cant i put the tooth outside and the fairy will get it and leave me a dollar outside. they said oh no he comes in your room and puts it under your pillow. i did not like it, i checked all the windows in the house, and i made sure all doors where locked. i thought there is no way in hell this fairy can get in here, But sure enough next morning I had a dollar under my pillow. i scratched my head and wondered how in the hell did this fairy get in my room
I BELIEVED IT! WHY? because people I trusted told me it was so.
then they told me this rabbit was going to hop in my room and leave me an Easter Basket. Well i made sure all the windows were locked, I checked the doors before i went to sleep and they were all locked. i thought there is no way in hell a Rabbit can get in this house, Next morning I got this basket, and i am like dam how in the hell did this rabbit get in my room
I BELIEVED IT! WHY? because people I trusted told me it was so.
Look these people were lying to me because I opened my moms trunk up one day and saw the easter baskets so I knew these dam adults are lying to me, there aint a dam tooth fairy and there aint an easter bunny.
Then they told me there was this guy that lived at the north pole who wore this red outfit and he had reindeer that could fly. He brought me presents I asked my parents how the hell is this guy getting in the house, He comes down the Chimney, we aint got a chimney i say, well he comes through the walls like the tooth fairy, and the easter bunny. I was confused by it. it didnt make sense to me. All these dam things coming through the walls, My room was like the interstate with all these magical beings. i didnt like it. Why dont they leave the stuff outside and i will get it when i wake up. i thought that I needed some kind of Force field like in Star trek where all these beings
couldnt get in the house
I BELIEVED IT! WHY? because people I trusted told me it was so.
Okay so you probably can see where this is headed, one day i realized there wasnt a santa Clause and one day i stared at the stars and thought let me see if i got this right, there is this god that flys in a chariot and can snap his fingers and make stars, make planets. i thought BS there aint nothing out there like that. So that is the order of me loosing my childhood dreams
Tooth fairy: Not real
Easter Bunny: Not real
Santa Clause: Not real
God: Not real
Have any of yall thought this way?
Now look before yall rip me, when i was young the two ladies that taught me at first baptist kindergarten came to my house and said do you believe in God, i said yes, Do You believe that Jesus is the son of God, I said Yes, i told them look i believe in god, jesus and Santa Clause but i do not believe in the easter Bunny or the tooth fairy. They said fine we understand. I was still hanging on to god, jesus and santa Clause. They made me repent and accept jesus and i was baptized a couple of days later. They were Evonne Vinings and MRS Houeye
Now my question is, My name went in the Book of life that day, i wasnt faking nothing I truly believed then, So thats means when i stand at judgement day and they open the book of life i am in it right? What i do after that dont matter right?
I sincerely dont believe in god. i just cant see it man. i am glad that I covered my ass and was baptized though because you never know. I will never talk about this with my kids or grandkids, because i want them to believe. Hell i am going to lie to my grandkids about the tooth fairy and easter bunny and all that garbage