I think I can say that I have never blown a head gasket.
Truck started puking. Pulled one bolt out at a time and replaced it with ARP, puking stopped. Beat the piss out of it. Developed a squeal in the turbo, and was puffing a little white smoke. Took it in for that and after talking to the mechanic he thought I had blown head gaskets. They put in new head gaskets and a new turbo under warranty. I went to pick the truck up after they had it for two weeks and said it was fixed, paid my $100 deductible. Went out, got in my truck and started it up, now it blew white smoke more than ever on this start-up. Drove it right into the shop and showed them. Service manger couldn't believe what he was seeing. They kept it over the weekend to fix the problem. Called the next week and said they couldn't duplicate it. So I went back to get my truck. Started it up and it blew smoke like crazy. I took the mechanic and the service manager out to see it and they agreed it was happening. I pulled the egr valve out as they watched and you could see coolant flowing into the intake. I said see there, that is the problem. I took the truck and said I will fix it myself. Welded the other end of the egr cooler and problem solved. The best part, Ford sent me a check about a month later for $100, said I didn't need to pay the deductible.
So think I can say that I have never blown a head gaskets, right?