How Do I Make My Truck Blow Smoke

Can't believe no one suggested the lighter in the fuel tank mod?
 
just grease up under the door handles that works good for getting them back
 
Silicone spray!!!! It's pretty much clear, and damned near impossible to get off of skin.
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when its raining put grease across the windshield wipers while hes away from his rig. thats a pain...
 
everyone knows the best way to get max smoke out of a diesel is to place 3-4 live kittens directly in the intercooler. dua.

as for pay back. (this is only funny if he has a clean tool box) open his wrench drawer. loop fishing line through all the boxed ends of his wrenches. he goes to grab a 9/16'' and he gets the rest of the set with it.
 
or when we are on vacation next week together with about 10 others friends im going to put lots of icy hot in the crotch of his underwear! HAHA Gotcha Beotch
 
i dont plan on wearing underwear on vacation ha ha and everyone else dont give him any ideas i already got to deal with the big guffy f*cker everday at work is that not enough pay back there
 
whatever chubby, you would be lost if i werent around to fix your F*** ups . mr coolant leak! lol
 
keep the ideas comin. . especially ones dealing with someone asleep or while they are doin the "D". cause ill be around him for a week. one of those opportunities is bound to come up
 
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