Fletcher
Comp Diesel Sponsor
- Joined
- Apr 29, 2006
- Messages
- 744
Instance traction Inc. has concocted a liquid traction solution that comes in a disposable biodegradable 12 oz bottle. I'm offering a limited amount of this revolutionary discovery to evereyone who wants to sample it. By mixing "IT" to the recommended 8 to 1 ratios, you can lower your 60ft times dramatically. I want to caution you that if you exceed the recommenced amount it can cause your vehicle to experience a buck wild, up in your grill, tin can of whoop ass wheelies.
Customer testimony:
Billy,
Last week at the track, I used a half bottle of your traction enhancer, I gain huge synergies "IT WHEELIE WURKS"
Thanks;
Burt Vieluimnee
Dawson, Ma.
Instance traction Inc.
Me and my girlfriend went drag racing, I dumped the whole bottle into my truck and did a wheelie. It turned her on, now she calls me her little monkey man and says I have a big wheelie, thanks for helping my relationship.
Vern Nibbles
Tukwila, Wa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, me and my friends and my and friends Jimmy Jay Johnson, and-dah, Buck "Buddy" Bubbles and Leno, GM VIPs', The Snake, Gates and JR Road Runner Reining poured the whole bottle in my tank and I pulled a 1/4 mile wheel stand, we needs a whole case of 32oz bottles of Instance traction.
Send it,… quick!!……. GH
Customer testimony:
Billy,
Last week at the track, I used a half bottle of your traction enhancer, I gain huge synergies "IT WHEELIE WURKS"
Thanks;
Burt Vieluimnee
Dawson, Ma.
Instance traction Inc.
Me and my girlfriend went drag racing, I dumped the whole bottle into my truck and did a wheelie. It turned her on, now she calls me her little monkey man and says I have a big wheelie, thanks for helping my relationship.
Vern Nibbles
Tukwila, Wa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, me and my friends and my and friends Jimmy Jay Johnson, and-dah, Buck "Buddy" Bubbles and Leno, GM VIPs', The Snake, Gates and JR Road Runner Reining poured the whole bottle in my tank and I pulled a 1/4 mile wheel stand, we needs a whole case of 32oz bottles of Instance traction.
Send it,… quick!!……. GH
