new from Texas (5+ years ago)

A donkey punch is to the back of the head, not the front.

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:bang I was face palming for him bringing that in here lol which, I am not surprised by... *sigh*

Ask him about his life skill he uses to pick up dudes... LOL
 
:bang I was face palming for him bringing that in here lol which, I am not surprised by... *sigh*

Ask him about his life skill he uses to pick up dudes... LOL

I do believe I said it was "your" life skill. I don't remember what it was though. Probably had something to do with cookies or boobs.
 
I do believe I said it was "your" life skill. I don't remember what it was though. Probably had something to do with cookies or boobs.

Neither, actually hahaha I can post the convo, it would be HILARIOUS if I did! :D
 
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Jog my memory.

If you insist... LOL

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I didn't see a text, but if you sent a picture I wouldn't. Old phone.

I will try that Beam. I assume you did?
 
I didn't see a text, but if you sent a picture I wouldn't. Old phone.

I will try that Beam. I assume you did?

And everyone busted my balls last week for having an old man phone. LOL It was good with Mt. Dew as usual. We had some folks over to celebrate my b-day late and my wife's on Wed early. BBQ, Pool, guitars, 10 adults and 8 kids under 10. It was crazy but fun. I couldn't "partake" freely as I don't make a habit of being "retarded" in front of my kids or anyone elses kids. But a few mild Joe's cups full was nice.
 
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