new from Texas (5+ years ago)

[madmikeismad]

lets do this

 

[madmikeismad]

Come one guys. Don't leave me hanging out here by myself. Just fappin in the wind.

 

[SDS97_7.3]

Come one guys. Don't leave me hanging out here by myself. Just fappin in the wind.

You want help fappin in the wind, you need to find a chick or Dean, whichever is your style.

 

[madmikeismad]

You want help fappin in the wind, you need to find a chick or Dean, whichever is your style.

It's hard to find women when they all know not to accept drinks from you anymore

 

[Smoken Gun]

LOLMike. Roofie smart are they?

 

[SDS97_7.3]

It's hard to find women when they all know not to accept drinks from you anymore

They caught on to the roofie coladas?

 

[madmikeismad]

LOLMike. Roofie smart are they?

They caught on to the roofie coladas?

Yeah. Stupid sluts.

 

[duck_04]

if they were sluts, you wouldnt have to roofie them LOL

 

[SDS97_7.3]

And if they were stupid, they wouldn't have figured it out.

 

[madmikeismad]

Smart prude *****es with too much damn self esteem.

 

[Smoken Gun]

And if you had chloroform and a rope none of this would matter.

LOL

 

[SDS97_7.3]

Smart prude *****es with too much damn self esteem.

You need a wing-woman

 

[madmikeismad]

And if you had chloroform and a rope none of this would matter.

LOL

I know. But lately my truck fund has been pulling from my getting laid fund, so supplies are getting low.

You need a wing-woman

Like in how I met your mother? That would be perfect!

 

[JarrodB]

just booty dance...........at some club on the phone.

like tonight.....but i had my phone in my pocket.....

 

[JarrodB]

posting while wearing off whats left of buzz might be bad.

 

[Ford diesel girl]

WTF happened in here?! :bang

 

[4x4dually]

WTF happened in here?! :bang

Not sure. Sure ain't how we drug tail in the old days. LOL

 

[StainlessRRA]

Not sure. Sure ain't how we druged tail in the old days. LOL

Fixed it for you. LOL

 

[Ford diesel girl]

This is not looking like it will fair any better! LOL

Kyle, drugged has 2 gs...

 

[4x4dually]

Fixed it for you. LOL

Now that was funny. LOL