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You like squiririwals?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjQ-DBiO894"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjQ-DBiO894[/ame]
 
I'm sorry. Here's a stuffed animal for you:




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Snedge said:
I hate crickets.
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Me too. They are everywhere. I bought a chair for my boss and when I was putting it together, there were crickets in the plastic sealed up packets. It was so gross.

imelmo said:
I'm sorry. Here's a stuffed animal for you:




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:mad: I think the only spider I was ever ok with was Charlotte. I wouldn't even give that to my dogs because I would likely have heart failure every time Nacho brought it to me to throw to her to fetch!

4x4dually said:
Dude...this year is a gol dang cricket fest. They are everywhere like the plague.
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I heard it has to do with the nearly perfect ratio of 50:50 of males and females. They are breeding out of control. I much prefer cicadas to them.
 
Scared of stuffed not real spider, but not scared of a talking spider that could talk to a pig who could speak as well.

Color me confused.
 
TravisG said:
Scared of stuffed not real spider, but not scared of a talking spider that could talk to a pig who could speak as well.

Color me confused.
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imelmo said:
:hehe:

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It was a book and not real! Plus, when you're having it read to you by a harmless, sweet kindergarten teacher; it can't hurt you!

That phucking stuffed spider could still attack. I don't trust it.
 
Ford diesel girl said:
It was a book and not real! Plus, when you're having it read to you by a harmless, sweet kindergarten teacher; it can't hurt you!
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On that note... [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA"]Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey - YouTube[/ame]
 
A man walks into a bar holding a chunk of asphalt under his arm.

He says to the bartender, " I'll take two beers, one for me, and one for the road"
 
Did I tell y'all the joke about the mud hole??

I can't. It's too dirty.
 
What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?

An Investigator.
 
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