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Nevermind. I was trying to post a link to Nirvana's second album. The only mistake I made was in not capitalizing the name :D

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
 
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Hell yes he is.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK8N6DjJccc"]Are You Experienced - The Jimi Hendrix Experience - YouTube[/ame]
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww&list=RD029xtTP3dk4EY"]Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin - YouTube[/ame]
 
Nice ^^^^^.

I'm still tryin' to learn some lyrics.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWEJPqJtZsk"]James McMurtry - YouTube[/ame]
 
Strap them kids in
Give 'em a little bit of vodka in a cherry coke
We're going to Oklahoma to the family reunion for the first time in years
It's up at uncle Slayton's cause he's getting on in years
You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not much on talking and he's just too mean to die
And they'll be comin' down from Kansas
and from west Arkansas
It'll be one great big old party like you never saw
Uncle Slayton's got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets with his Asian bride
He's got a Airstream trailer and a Holstein cow
His still makes whiskey 'cause his still knows how
He plats that Choctaw bingo every Friday night
You know he had to leave Texas but he won't say why
He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufala
Caught a great big ol' blue cat on a driftin' jug line
Sells his hardwood timber to the shipping mill
Cooks that crystal meth because the shine don't sell
He cooks that crystal meth because the shine don't sell
You know he likes his money he don't mind the smel
lMy cousin Roscoe Slayton's oldest boy from his second marriage up in Illinois
He was raised in East St. Louis by his momma's people
Where they do things different
Thought he'd just come on down
He was going to Dallas Texas in a semi truck culled from that big McDonald's
You know the one they built up on that great big ol' bridge
Across the Will Rogers Turnpike
Took the Big Cabin exit stopped and bought a couple of cartons of cigarettes
At that Indian Smoke Shop with the big neon smoke rings
In the Cherokee Nation hit Muskogee late that night
Somebody ran a stoplight at the Shawnee Bypass
Roscoe tried to miss 'em but he didn't quiteBob and Mae come up from little town
Way down by lake Texoma where he coaches football
They were two A champions now for two years running
But he says they won't be this year no they won't be this year
And he stopped off in Tushka at that "Pop's Knife and Gun" place
Bought a SKS rifle and a couple a full cases of that steel core ammo
With the berdan primers from some East bloc nation that no longer needs 'em
And a Desert Eagle that's one great big ol' pistol
I mean .50 caliber made by badass Hebrews
And some surplus tracers for that old BAR of Slayton's
Soon as it gets dark we're gonna have us a time
We're gonna have us a timeRuth Ann and Lynn come down from Baxter Springs
That's one hell raisin' town way up in Southeastern Kansas
Got a biker bar next to the lingerie store
That's got them Rolling Stones lips up there in bright pink neon
And they're right down town where everyone can see 'em
And they burn all night you know they burn all night you know they burn all night
Ruth Ann and Lynn they wear them cut off britches and those skinny little halters
And they're second cousins to me
Man I don't care I want to get between 'em
With a great big ol' hard on like a old bois d' arc fence post
You could hang a pipe rail gate from
Do some sister twisters 'til the cows come home
And we'd be havin' us a time
Uncle Slayton's got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets with his Asian bride
He's cut that corner pasture into acre lots`
He sells 'em owner financed
Strictly to them that's got no kind of credit 'Cause he knows they're slackers
When they miss that payment
Then he takes it back
He plays that Choctaw Bingo every Friday night
Drinks that Johnny Walker at that Club 69
We're gonna strap them kids in give 'em a little bit o' Benadryl
And a cherry coke we're goin' to Oklahoma Gonna have us a time
 
Tell it brotha...tell it. It is like a Robert Earl Keen song on crack....or meth. LOL

The Road Goes on Forever...the party never ends is a long SOB that I ain't learned yet either. I need more brain cells.


That song of McMurtry's is dead on accurate. All those places are fo relz.

Full band version with pictures of everything.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nggqe-L9ZQ8"]Choctaw Bingo by James McMurtry - YouTube[/ame]
 
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No. I refuse to play it. Just like I refuse to play Tim McGay, Taylor Swallow, Kenny Choke-my-Chesney, or any other top 40 bull crap. I like John Deere Green but there is no need in singin' about it. And I know she thinks my tractor's sexy but dayum..... :Throwup:
 
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No. I refuse to play it. Just like I refuse to play Tim McGay, Taylor Swallow, Kenny Choke-my-Chesney, or any other top 40 bull crap. I like John Deere Green but there is no need in singin' about it. And I know she thinks my tractor's sexy but dayum..... :Throwup:
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How dare you put "boots" in with the above mentioned garbage.

I do agree, it's obviously not the right song for the PPB. :hehe:
 
4x4dually said:
No. I refuse to play it. Just like I refuse to play Tim McGay, Taylor Swallow, Kenny Choke-my-Chesney, or any other top 40 bull crap. I like John Deere Green but there is no need in singin' about it. And I know she thinks my tractor's sexy but dayum..... :Throwup:
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Well aren't you jut a ray of sunshine... LOL

Snedge said:
How dare you put "boots" in with the above mentioned garbage.

I do agree, it's obviously not the right song for the PPB. :hehe:
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No fun.
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg"][ORIGINAL] Parrot Sings Let the Bodies Hit the Floor - YouTube[/ame]
 
Imagine this SOB in the house. After about 10 minutes of constant ramblin's.....I'd put a .45 through its head.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvT0KtQcoZU"]I see you baby! Shakin That Ass - YouTube[/ame]
 
Imagine having seen that dude on TV when you were about 12, Pinky. Maybe that explains a couple of things, I dunno...

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Imagine this SOB in the house. After about 10 minutes of constant ramblin's.....I'd put a .45 through its head.
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Granted they're not in my house, but I know a number of people that are way more annoying than that Chicken. Or Quail, or whatever the hell it is.
 
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