Good GOD man... I'm a pediatric nurse. You know you can't just run around all willy nilly signing children. You know that, right? There's all kinds of "Ethyl Methyl" Bad stuff in those sharpie markers. The poor little turdlet could get cancer or something. Or at minimum a huge dose of stupidity. Then what? We've got wild half Amish, three legged, Sharpie stink Diesel wannabee drivers. What is this world coming to. Frig.