Why pulling might be better than sex

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mjf1989

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1. It's socially acceptable to do it while others watch.
2. Bigger trucks don't always get the most attention.
3. The phone won't ring in the middle of your hook.
4. You get to use your motor more than once--maybe.
5. You don't have to sit through dinner and a movie before you pull.
6. You and your truck always finish at the same time.
7. You always know where to put your hands.
8. You must drive hard, right from the start.
9. The quicker and farther you finish, the better you are.
10. You can do it more than once in one afternoon.
 
I remember hearing about some guy at Indy one year watching an adult movie while he was going down the track. The wonders of an in dash DVD player.
 
Jff24Gordn said:
I remember hearing about some guy at Indy one year watching an adult movie while he was going down the track. The wonders of an in dash DVD player.
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used to do that at alot of car shows in my buddies truck and almost caused a wreck in downtown orlando one night in another friends truck watching them........
 
Everyone like to call me to see how I did at the pulls WHILE I AM HOOKED!
 
I just get to sit on the side lines and watch my wife pull.......:doh:
 
When we pull we usually nextel eachother whoever pulled before the other one to see if the track was loose or tight or which side they went and which side might be better or what gear they pulled in.
 
12. You can admire the size of another man's parts without being considered gay.
13.Even if your first attempt is a real dud, if you finish is fast enough you can try again.
 
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