Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro.
Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and
pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive,
backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the
bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit
box, and will leave it there until my kids
turn about 12 (when they can actually state
their age, and ask what it is I'm showing
them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old
USB drive reader and relay this cool story
to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a
cool story should look and sound like...not
like the stories your generation tells