new from Texas (5+ years ago)

I asked what she said....he told me ... "who the hell is 405-880-xxxx?!?!" LOL

I told him it was the "mickety mickety mack."

It is all good. This is one of several women I drug home from the bar......that ended up with a roommate because they all played guitars. Hence....I bought one and learned. ;) Now I'm married and the mojo is kept locked up in a single bedroom. LOL
 
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If I Pm my wife's cell to you, would you help me harass her? LOL

I absolutely would do that for you. PM here "sell" right over....Mr. Ninja Edit. :D I'll pay for it come August 23rd....but it will be so worth it. LOL

...but I will keep it generally classy and semi-professional. $.02
 
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You gotta get up earlier in the day if you are going to beat Phast Phillip at sending out reply notifications. LOL
 
I'm good like that.


How in the hell did a Welcome thread get above the 9000 post Mark....Oh wait the Wh*re Mongers smelt the essence of a real Woman.
 
I'm good like that.


How in the hell did a Welcome thread get above the 9000 post Mark....Oh wait the Wh*re Mongers smelt the essence of a real Woman.

No, most of us have real women, we just needed a place to take a ' cyber dump' and this has been it for a little over a year.



LOL
 
Okay, I'll try harder. Back to the task at hand. She was hit on by some guy named Dennis while out shopping a couple of weeks ago. So... Maybe Dennis could start texting her ?
 
Okay, I'll try harder. Back to the task at hand. She was hit on by some guy named Dennis while out shopping a couple of weeks ago. So... Maybe Dennis could start texting her ?

Oh god let Dennis be someone with a Mullet!
 
Okay, I'll try harder. Back to the task at hand. She was hit on by some guy named Dennis while out shopping a couple of weeks ago. So... Maybe Dennis could start texting her ?

All I need is a PM and as many details as you can give me. LOL I can try to get her to drop that "smoke belchin'" pickup driver of a husband she has and ride in my prius.
 
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