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[Ford diesel girl]

I'm not sure which joke was worse! :hehe:


Sent from my nerd lab

 

[4x4dually]

I still have an ass load of tapes, Jory it just dawned on me that someone in the possum pecker band doesn't want to listen to something based solely on the name of the band, pot meet kettle!

Cereal? You don't see the difference in a name based on a famous (for the most part) quote from Jackie Gleason in a movie and a name based on stickin' your corn cob in someone's butthole.....at least that is what I think of when I hear "butthole surfers"...unless they are just a bunch of surfers that are buttholes. I'm not certain....but it leads toward homosexuality and rear entry both of which make me ill. $.02

Does that make Nacho a hose head?

That is a great idea for most little dogs. Just slide it down on the muzzle and TIGHTEN! :hehe:

 

[Goose]

Lab work and cat scan. Lmao LOL

 

[Ford diesel girl]

Lab work and cat scan. Lmao LOL

I pictured Mac as the Lab, in that joke. LOL

 

[Goose]

 

[Ford diesel girl]

YES!!!! I love that damn dog LOL!

 

[4x4dually]

He'd probably make the same face using one of these. LOL

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[Ford diesel girl]

Something tells me, Mac wouldn't really feel that zap... :hehe:

 

[4x4dually]

Something tells me, Mac wouldn't really feel that zap... :hehe:

I saw that zap stick in the "can" reading material earlier today and thought....who the hell needs one of these? I DO! LOL

 

[Ford diesel girl]

I saw that zap stick in the "can" reading material earlier today and thought....who the hell needs one of these? I DO! LOL

Buttercup's new whompin' stick? LOL

 

[Gotlift01]

He'd probably make the same face using one of these. LOL

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He'd look like one of these if you nailed him with that sum b!tch! :hehe:

 

[4x4dually]

I'm thinking more like putting it in the swimming pool the next time the kids don't get out when I tell them too.

 

[Ford diesel girl]

He'd look like one of these if you nailed him with that sum b!tch! :hehe:

LOL!

I'm thinking more like putting it in the swimming pool the next time the kids don't get out when I tell them too.

Oh good grief... I am sure Dr. 4x4Dually, would appreciate that... :doh:

 

[4x4dually]

Oh good grief... I am sure Dr. 4x4Dually, would appreciate that... :doh:

I doubt she complains after she witnesses its effectiveness the first time.

 

[Snedge]

I doubt she complains after she witnesses its effectiveness the first time.

Don't play tough. You know you'd be a dead man. :hehe:

 

[Ford diesel girl]

Don't play tough. You know you'd be a dead man. :hehe:

I'm with Boo, on this one... :hehe:

 

[4x4dually]

My first bluff of the day...called...and failed. LOL

 

[Snedge]

I'm with Boo, on this one... :hehe:

I sent her a PM just to prove it.

 

[Goose]

A pirate went to the grocery store to buy corns. Guess how much the cashier charged him?

A buck-an-ear.

 

[4x4dually]

I sent her a PM just to prove it.

:hehe: Now THAT would be funny. LOL