Things I learned @ TS 2014

Valair1 said:
I learned my limit of Tequila shots is 11. and they don't let flat beds pull in the PPl.
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I learned my limit was exactly 11 also ..... in college at Crested Butte, CO......puking all over the bar. LOL
 
Anybody have a pic of the offending Golf ball?
 
Found it. (stolen from Lewy's fb) :hehe:

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So does Louie. Apparently the players on the adjacent fairway thought little of the courtesy "FOUR!" and decided to illustrate accordingly. When Louis found his ball, it had balls.
 
1. I much prefer driving the golf cart to actually playing.
2. "Heeeeyyyyy Gurrrrrlllll" according to Phil is everyones new name (good thing I will answer to that)
3. Never let Phillip Hooker or T$ near your baked potato at WahBahs.
4. I can go through an entire bottle of rum and not get drunk! WTF?
5. I would much rather be racing than sitting in the stands watching
6. I get it.... gassers are cool to watch pull, but they are beyond annoying to listen to.
7. Even though I'm pushing 30, I can apparently still compete with ladies that are nearly a decade younger than me.
8. It's always a blast in the VIP tent.
9. Nigel will take any and all embarrassing photos that he can.
10. I thought Arkansas' weather was Hot and Humid....HA!! Kentucky has us beat BY FAR!
 
You knew that neither of us had food yet...it was eye level. Fair game.

-Smokin Joe has the best stories...ever.
 
Phooker said:
You knew that neither of us had food yet...it was eye level. Fair game.

-Smokin Joe has the best stories...ever.
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While Joe and I despise each other's college's, I agree totally with this post.
 
32. Styrofoam pears are not edible.
33. Garrett is the Chicken Man.
34. Roberto can cure a hangover.
35. Don't wear your phone into the pool. (Jeepy)
36. Girls love it when you lick their faces.
37. Waffle House loves us even more after this year.
38. #SaltLife
39. #ErrybodyMelvin
40. Don't try and take off Phil Taylor's shirt. (Banean)
41. Christian womens groups do not appreciate being heyyyyy girrrrrl'd in a Mexican restaurant as much as the girls sitting behind us.
42. Joe Dirt didn't want any of the Cruze.
43. Lewis got great mileage driving from Pennsylvania.
44. Tim and I should not be allowed to have microphones.
45. Don't let Marshall ride a pit bike.
 
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RascalMafia said:
32. Styrofoam pears are not edible.
33. Garrett is the Chicken Man.
34. Roberto can cure a hangover.
35. Don't wear your phone into the pool. (Jeepy)
36. Girls love it when you lick their faces.
37. Waffle House loves us even more after this year.
38. #SaltLife
39. #ErrybodyMelvin
40. Don't try and take off Phil Taylor's shirt. (Banean)
41. Christian womens groups do not appreciate being heyyyyy girrrrrl'd in a Mexican restaurant as much as the girls sitting behind us.
42. Joe Dirt didn't want any of the Cruze.
43. Lewis got great mileage driving from Pennsylvania.
44. I should not be allowed to have microphones.
45. Don't let Marshall ride a pit bike. EVER!!!
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Fixed 44 and 45 for you.

Garrett is definitely the chicken man. He knew he was busted so he split for the Bahamas yesterday.
 
Thanks for the mod of #44, Travis. I was going to fix that also. You just tree'd me. LOL
 
Chinese fire drills at redlights will freak short italians from Maryland out.
It's a long walk to the end of the track...
There are some people who will get retrieval tongs for Christmas.
 
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