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yall hotasses better get you a new strategy i have not been swooned by some pussi in along time i used to worship the ground it walked on but i was young and stupid. now that im wiser i realized you did not have the monoploy on it as you tried to trick us into believing. so if this is your new hp strategy its fun to talk smack but its sofa king not the rite time of the month.
 
Slowpoked said:
Oh are you back to driving the mamba now Quarterkittyman???
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you know i haven't thought of a different driver for the black mamba but it don't matter the balck mamba will wipe the track with your hotass it doesn't matter who the driver is.LOL
 
quarterman said:
yall hotasses better get you a new strategy i have not been swooned by some pussi in along time i used to worship the ground it walked on but i was young and stupid. now that im wiser i realized you did not have the monoploy on it as you tried to trick us into believing. so if this is your new hp strategy its fun to talk smack but its sofa king not the rite time of the month.
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Obviously our strategy has caused severe mood swings, bloating, cramping and just general ill temperment!! Do you want some Midol???:poke:
 
Slowpoked said:
Obviously our strategy has caused severe mood swings, bloating, cramping and just general ill temperment!! Do you want some Midol???:poke:
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no i don't need any midol but you will when i stomp your hotass on the track. i currently am in the process of getting the addittional 300 hp more than you have. so i suggest you go use that kitty kitty on your man to get you some hp because you will soaf king need it.
 
quarterman said:
no i don't need any midol but you will when i stomp your hotass on the track. i currently am in the process of getting the addittional 300 hp more than you have. so i suggest you go use that kitty kitty on your man to get you some hp because you will soaf king need it.
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I don't think there is a medication for hurt pride, but I'll try to find you some for after our race! You are sofa king gonna need some help!! Be careful not to drink too much Crown when you put that engine back in, I would hate for it to die at the tree!! :umno:
 
my pride will not be hurt don't you worry but its your feelings that i'm afraid are fragile and will be hurt because you couldn't win after all this smack talking.
 
i'll tell ya what slowpoked i will give you two truck lengths and then the race will be fair and nobodys feelings or pride will get hurt no medicine needed well maybe some bigger tube socks for you but anyway whatya say.
 
quarterman said:
my pride will not be hurt don't you worry but its your feelings that i'm afraid are fragile and will be hurt because you couldn't win after all this smack talking.
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I never smack talk if I don't sofa king have what's needed to back it up!! :shake:
 
quarterman said:
i'll tell ya what slowpoked i will give you two truck lengths and then the race will be fair and nobodys feelings or pride will get hurt no medicine needed well maybe some bigger tube socks for you but anyway whatya say.
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Ok Quarterman, I'll take that offer! Remember this is in public view....lot's of witnesses. I'll give you one chance to take it back! As far as the balls and kitty kitty. The balls are for you the kitty kitty is for Slowpoke!! He will make my truck faster than yours!! He's headed out the door with a shovel now!
 
Slowpoked said:
Ok Quarterman, I'll take that offer! Remember this is in public view....lot's of witnesses. I'll give you one chance to take it back! As far as the balls and kitty kitty. The balls are for you the kitty kitty is for Slowpoke!! He will make my truck faster than yours!! He's headed out the door with a shovel now!
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so your going to take my offer because you need the help to win or are you sofa king scared i will mop the track with your hotass if we leave the line together.
 
quarterman said:
so your going to take my offer because you need the help to win or are you sofa king scared i will mop the track with your hotass if we leave the line together.
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I wasn't the one that made that offer. I am fully prepared to leave the line together with you, but I would much rather beat your sofa king a$$ by three lengths instead of one!!
 
Slowpoked said:
I wasn't the one that made that offer. I am fully prepared to leave the line together with you, but I would much rather beat your sofa king a$$ by three lengths instead of one!!
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offer is off then but i will commend your smatass comment and raise you one sofa king aint gonna happen if you wanna beat me by three lenths i will need to start you at about half track then.
 
quarterman said:
offer is off then but i will commend your smatass comment and raise you one sofa king aint gonna happen if you wanna beat me by three lenths i will need to start you at about half track then.
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Ahhh haaa! You are truely living up to your 8 X 10 glossy!! Quarterkittyman strikes again with some more :blahblah1:!
 
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