'Boy, don't you ever get tired of getting beat? You ain't even on the Pavement Princess' radar at this point...
BTW, I think you spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about me; frankly it's creepier than it is flattering... I know I stole your one chance at recognition by getting a much better writeup than you in the last Diesel Power Mag, but maybe it will motivate you to go beyond mediocrity (go ahead, look it up).
Let's find that 3rd party (unbiased) dyno, and I'll whip your ass again.
Oh, and bring some smaller tires to the track so you won't have that excuse for your sad times.
~Your diesel friend, RR