new from Texas (5+ years ago)

[duck_04]

Bite me

 

[Ford diesel girl]

Bite me

I'll pass, thanks! I prefer chicken or beef. Not duck. A little too fatty for me! LOL

 

[takedown95]

Statistics confuse me.

Statistics confuse many people which is why we do many things in this world based on opinion. Remember you can have your own opinion you can't have your own facts.

 

[4x4dually]

Math > Rabar Duck


:hehe:

 

[BFD99]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow[/ame]

 

[4x4dually]

What.....da........phrurrrrack was dat? :hehe:

 

[Ford diesel girl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

Repost!

 

[4x4dually]

Repost!

:hehe: I "repost"-ed him on the other link because this one was first. :hehe:

 

[BFD99]

I'll post it again in a few months to remind ya'll.

 

[BFD99]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3sIFtfb4g"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3sIFtfb4g[/ame]

 

[SHughes]

I love that one!!!

 

[madmikeismad]

(sent in an email)
Gonorrhea Lectim-new deadly disease (UNCLASSIFIED)

One should be thinking about this seriously. I'm sending this because I know you are bright and I care about you.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "GonorrheaLectim." It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect em" and it is a terrible Obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.

 

[SHughes]

Gotta love some good old fashioned Cranial Rectitus.

 

[TheSmokinStroke]

holy **** i never realized how big her intro thread was here too!

 

[Smoken Gun]

I'll just leave this right here...

I am not sure the GIF is cool to post on here.

At least one "Pinky" submits to The Chive. Now I am not saying, but I am just saying....

 

[chvyrkr]

Wow...

 

[dieselbeef]

Yogi Bear's Jellystone Park

 

[Snedge]

I am not sure the GIF is cool to post on here.

The GIF is cool to PM. Please. :what:

 

[Ford diesel girl]

Gotta love some good old fashioned Cranial Rectitus.

LOL

holy **** I never realized how big her intro thread was here too!

Yeah they went a little crazy. It stopped being an intro thread about 5000 posts ago... :bang lol

I'll just leave this right here...

I am not sure the GIF is cool to post on here.

At least one "Pinky" submits to The Chive. Now I am not saying, but I am just saying....

Um no. Not going to happen. Ever! bif

Wow...

Yeeeeah...

 

[madmikeismad]

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