new from Texas (5+ years ago)

[4x4dually]

But then again, if I had my own set of hooters I wouldn't get anything done.

THIS ^^^ ...just set on the couch and play with them. LOL

 

[Goose]

what now???



Lol

you heared me!!!

 

[Snedge]

THIS ^^^ ...just set on the couch and play with them. LOL

I would get a breast pump and hook it up to the shop vac. Need one hand for beer and one for the remote.

 

[Ford diesel girl]

You would probably have a lot more visitors, too

THIS ^^^ ...just set on the couch and play with them. LOL

LOL Y'all are something else...

you heard me!!!

Huh?? LOL

I would get a breast pump and hook it up to the shop vac. Need one hand for beer and one for the remote.

WTF?!

 

[4x4dually]

shop vac..... BUWWAAAhahahaahah. That was hilarious.

 

[JarrodB]

I would get a breast pump and hook it up to the shop vac. Need one hand for beer and one for the remote.

:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

 

[Snedge]

FWIW. We have gone over 100,000 views. Youtube will be in touch with us soon with advertising subsidiarity money.

 

[Ford diesel girl]

FWIW. We have gone over 100,000 views. YouTube will be in touch with us soon with advertising subsidiarity money.

Wow, I didn't even realize that!

LOL I highly doubt YouTube will want anything to do with this thread! But extra income would be lovely!

 

[madmikeismad]

Got this in another email from my grandparents. I like it. Ignore the caps.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,

FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

 

[Goose]

Midget cricket.

 

[4x4dually]

FWIW. We have gone over 100,000 views. Youtube will be in touch with us soon with advertising subsidiarity money.

Gawd no...please don't make advertisements like CF. :Throwup:

 

[Ford diesel girl]

Mike, your avatar makes me LOL every time I see it! HAHAHAHA

G, I hate you. WHY must you put these ideas in my head?!

Mushy do not compare this to CF ever again, mister! bif

 

[4x4dually]

<--- Like the new avatar?

 

[Ford diesel girl]

It cracks me up! :hehe:

 

[SteveBricks]

You ought to teach that critter to play the harp

 

[madmikeismad]

Mike, your avatar makes me LOL every time I see it! HAHAHAHA

G, I hate you. WHY must you put these ideas in my head?!

Mushy do not compare this to CF ever again, mister! bif

I know LOL 1 reason I haven't changed it back yet. And I'm too lazy to go through the trouble of fixing another picture.

<--- Like the new avatar?

I lol'd

 

[TravisG]

I know LOL 1 reason I haven't changed it back yet. And I'm too lazy to go through the trouble of fixing another picture.

Don't waste you're time!

 

[Ford diesel girl]

You ought to teach that critter to play the harp

He could make money at his shows using her as a side act! LOL

I know LOL 1 reason I haven't changed it back yet. And I'm too lazy to go through the trouble of fixing another picture.



I lol'd

LOL I believe the lazy part for sure. No need to change it LOL!

Don't waste your time!

Travis, good grief... :bang

 

[TravisG]

Gotcha.

Seriously, why would I waste my time adding a " ' " when I didn't have to. Oh, and just so you know, I have done the same thing somewhere else today just to see if you catch it or not!

 

[Ford diesel girl]

Gotcha.

Seriously, why would I waste my time adding a " ' " when I didn't have to. Oh, and just so you know, I have done the same thing somewhere else today just to see if you catch it or not!

You didn't have to because you knew I would; it drives me nuts! They are two different words with to completely different meanings! :stab:

On here or on FB? Do you know the amount of grammar fail I see and deal with daily? Even in journal submissions I edit for publication... :doh:

Edit: Found it. I hate you.