smoke switch

Set that piece of sh!t on fire...it'll phucking smoke then.
Make sure you're in it...
 
Wow, and he wonders why he is getting flamed. "Blowing smoke", smoke switches, and "rollin coal" are considered general douchebaggery. These offenses are punishable by means of flaming, hate mail, and the banhammer.
 
Put this under the hood of your maxi-pad.

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If you really need the smoke to keep the woman happy, you most likely have a deficiency in another department... and rollin smoke/installing smoke switch/stupidity, will NOT increase your own pathetic lack of mental ability.
 
Tell your old lady that the only thing that should be smoking is her smoking a pole.
 
send some pics of the wife..then take the plastic bag you had over her head and put it over the air filter and mat it.....sir doooooouuuuuuccccchhhheeeeeeeeeee!
 
What Zip Code was he born in? I'd like to know which Mailman was his Dad...
 
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Why is she wanting it to smoke? So she can get away from you and not be noticed?
 
Go with the turbo delete option, I'm sure a couple shops would be happy to take your turbo in payment.
 
Take out your spark plugs....then check your blinker fluid. If that doesnt work try this. Jump off a cliff
 
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