Douche dizzle, what do you understand about you digging yourself a bigger hole with every post, do yourself a favor and listen to me, the way I see it you have 3 options here.
1. Stop posting, go hang out in the chicken coop until summers here, and hope and pray this thread dies and people forget about you. Not likely I give it 5% chance
2. Tell your old lady your in big trouble, you need her to get her goodies out for some pictures to bribe the guys harrasing you on CompD with and beg for forgiveness and hope and pray that shes hot enough that this all blows over. 30% chance
3. Sell your truck, get diesel truck #10 a powerstroke or a 6.5 diesel would probably be fitting, change your name, move to a different state, since everyone knows what you look like now, your going to have to get a sex change or facial reconstruction surgery at the very least, and start your life over doing everything the exact opposite that you've done for the first 22 years of your life, and hope that Jason doesnt uncover you again. 70% chance
basically your F'ed, do you hide?, Sell your old lady down the river?, Try to start life over again as a overweight overbuilt woman or seal yourself in history as the only guy to ever top Dtanklage, its not to late the choice is yours...
