Hello, I am Jim Porter, head administrator for the NFUO as well as many other professions. There's nothing I can't do. There's nothing anyone can say to me to make me change my mind about anything, and there's no one better than me. No one has better judgement, and no one is smarter. No one has more experience, and no one has more knowledge. I've been known to come across heartless, but I assure you, even though my feelings cannot be hurt, I am not heartless. Even though I do not care about anyone or anything that does not have to do with me or the NFUO, I am considerate. No one could ever achieve the amount of success in my life. I know everyone and everyone knows me. I am stern and I am self rightous. I can bench press 360lbs and I can run 5 miles full speed. I got a 38 on my ACT. I got a 4.0 gpa though 20 years of college and 8 degrees. When I pray I literally speak to Jesus on a HAMM radio I built in the 60's.
Now that you know who I am and where I stand, I would like to first commend everyone on behalf of the diesel industry and the NFUO. Without all of you, none of this could be possible.
Second order of business are people who are intollerant to rules and regulations....HADA.
A non-group or unorganized organization cannot be started on a whim. Diesel organizations do not involve soap opras or cooking. An organization without any reputable say obviously doesn't exist and is a mere fathom of non reality. For example, if your main order of business is to crawl out of bed, lay around watching opra eating ho ho's, then doing your nails and acting like your life is soo hard and unfullfilling day in day out. You can't start an unorganized organization. If one day your feeling the need to start something new because you can't win, don't just start something called GirlTalk, HADA, ect. These types of organizations are ran by nobodies. Groups like the NFUO are developed by the most skilled and well rounded individuals like myself. In fact, all other organizations, especially HADA, can't even live up to their own standards, muchless something as high caliber as the NFUO. The NFUO represents all of realism and respects trueth. The NFUO is qualified in all catagories and has a strict one of a kind uniliscense that no other organization can have at the same time unless I state otherwise, which I never will.
As I have monitored the threads and post on every website in the world, I want to address one shocking post on competition diesel. The thought sickens me to my stomach. You see, to be as manly as myself(and bada$$ i might add), I am indeed ill. I haven't seen discusting desicions made like this ever. BIG SWOLE decided to jump ship and fight for the wrong. He has a made conscious effort to go against everything that is right, due to love, lust, or lack of ability. If only the moderators could have pulled the post made by BIG SWOLE, then all of this mess could be reversed and he could have the NFUO's respect. But since those words have met my eyes, BIG SWOLE will never be a part of the NFUO. EVER.:badidea::badidea:
JIM PORTER
NFUO PRESIDENT
1-800-Jim-Porter
JimP@JimPorter.com
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