"SOFA KING" on

We will see mr. Super pink who is embarissed

I can a$$ure you Quarterman, you will be the only one embarrased in this event!! I am sofa king looking forward to this!! We are having a meeting of the minds at this very moment!! This is sofa king on if I may quote "the Jeff Garmon!" Training begins in the morning!! Want a time slip??:poke:
 
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I can a$$ure you Quarterman, you will be the only one embarrased in this event!! I am sofa king looking forward to this!! We are having a meeting of the minds at this very moment!! This is sofa king on if I may quote "the Jeff Garmon!" Training begins in the morning!! Want a time slip??:poke:

Mrs poked you better get a mind that has some sense you will sofa king need some training I will trane you if. Necessary. Better have a meeting of the balls because your tube socks are sofa king not gonna work.
 
If slowpoked and garmonized will strip for me we can settle this

Believe me, that will Sofa King cost you dearly...that is experience talking from 1/2 of the equation. It would be WAY CHEAPER to bow out. I am beginning to consider that myself. That won't happen however, wife has made her Christmas list...bup bup bup bup bup:rockwoot:
 
If slowpoked and garmonized will strip for me we can settle this

Again, according the NFUO rule book, section 69-3 "Any nudity, partial nudity, or generally sexy attire, exibited by hottass chicks, in, of, around, pertaining to, or not pertaining to a diesel drag race, must be photographed & submited, in advance, to the NFUO pornography director. Submisions must be of high resolution & full color. Email them to: turbomatt1@juno.com "

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Pink. Will. Die.


Yall better learn how to drive. NFUO will reign victorious................................................



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Believe me, that will Sofa King cost you dearly...that is experience talking from 1/2 of the equation. It would be WAY CHEAPER to bow out. I am beginning to consider that myself. That won't happen however, wife has made her Christmas list...bup bup bup bup bup:rockwoot:

Just sofa king around I would rather beat a bikinied driving and lacy thong wear crew any day so its still sofa king on.
 
Monday.





Tomorrow I have deer to slay.









Jim Porter told me that I must kill.

If jim porter said it then you should go ahead and make plans to be at the butcher late sunday afternoon by the way I would like some summer sausage jim porter says there sofa king good.
 
you guys sofa king drunk on those margaritas must not have been able to type. I sofa king got my popcorn ready and pulled up a chair for a night at the fights and.... nothing ! :doh:
 
you guys sofa king drunk on those margaritas must not have been able to type. I sofa king got my popcorn ready and pulled up a chair for a night at the fights and.... nothing ! :doh:

Whoops!!! :doh: Kinda got out of control texting on the cell phones instead of on here!! Basically I have a new Christmas list and Quarterman is still sofa king going to lose!!
 
If slowpoked and garmonized will strip for me we can settle this

Now Quarterman....if we were to do that there would sofa king never be a race. You would sofa king be in a coma, drooling for the rest of your life!! :bangWe are too good of friends to ever let that happen to you!! Better sofa king stick to racing!!!
 
Whoops!!! :doh: Kinda got out of control texting on the cell phones instead of on here!! Basically I have a new Christmas list and Quarterman is still sofa king going to lose!!

yeh my cell phone started smokin there was some serious smack talking going on but not on compd sorry about that we will change that sofa king shiit. don't you mean miracle list!!!!!!:hehe:
 
yeh my cell phone started smokin there was some serious smack talking going on but not on compd sorry about that we will change that sofa king shiit. don't you mean miracle list!!!!!!:hehe:

Well Christmas is all about miracles....I have just handed over my Christmas list to Mr. Garmon, hell he actually wrote it!!! Hope you are asking Santa for more than 150hp, you are sofa king gonna need it!!
 
Well Christmas is all about miracles....I have just handed over my Christmas list to Mr. Garmon, hell he actually wrote it!!! Hope you are asking Santa for more than 150hp, you are sofa king gonna need it!!

Well its a good thing that christmas is about miracles but I'm not sure the birth of jesus is the miracle you need to win this race but maybe you could get saved from hell but not from$ quarterman. 150 bwaaaah your already down that much you need a 300 plus miracle that is sofa king along way to travel.
 
Well its a good thing that christmas is about miracles but I'm not sure the birth of jesus is the miracle you need to win this race but maybe you could get saved from hell but not from$ quarterman. 150 bwaaaah your already down that much you need a 300 plus miracle that is sofa king along way to travel.

Not anymore!!! :hehe:
 
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